el diablo robotico (platypus) wrote,
el diablo robotico
platypus

succumbing to the google game

Judy is...

This got a bit long but I, at least, found it hilarious.


  • Judy is a Certified Professional Virtual Assistant.

  • Judy is a founding member of the alternative rock band, The Horse Flies.

  • Judy is committed to continuing the healing power of song.

  • Judy is a runt.

  • Judy is the leader for the optical part of the gravitational lens consortium project on Keck.

  • Judy is a C library that provides a state-of-the-art core technology that implements a sparse dynamic array.

  • Judy is starting to look like a cross between a silk purse and a pot bellied pig's ear.

  • Judy is three times an Aggie.

  • JUDY IS HAIRY CUZ SHE FORGOT TO SHAVE HER PUBES.

  • Judy is like a warm summer breeze carrying upon it the scent of wildflowers.

  • Judy is a whole sourcebook of information which she conveys with enthusiasm and fun.

  • Judy is a 'people' person.

  • Judy is featured as the monthly "Unsung Hero" in the October, 2001 issue of Cat Fancy Magazine!

  • Judy is a delightful companion that does not talk back, loves to travel and agrees with everything you say.

  • Judy is the ultimate, laugh producing party gift.

  • Judy is a life-size figure and made out of a durable material.

  • Judy is not anatomically correct.

  • Judy is a botanist who really knows her way around the Internet.

  • Judy is a feminist in the best light - smart, capable, courageous.

  • JUDY IS MY FRIEND ... NOT YOURS, NOT JOEYS, MINE.

  • Judy is available to appear at your theatre, philosophy department colloquium, clambake, circus, or whatever.

  • Judy is a shining example of success.

  • Judy is so much like "Bessie" it is scary.

  • Judy is able to guide her clients from a distance by telephone.

  • Judy is all that and much more besides.
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