January 30th, 2007

stapler of DOOM

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I broke my favorite umbrella today. The one I mail-ordered from CANADA. ("You mail-ordered an umbrella from Canada? Don't they sell those in the States?" Quiet. It's a really nice umbrella. It's bright yellow and it makes me happy, or at least it did before I BROKE it.)

I swear, I've touched several things this week without breaking them. Frying pans. My computer. Ken.

Maybe he'd better watch out, though.