Follow the logic: kittyloaves are cute. Cute is distracting. Distracting is good. I hereby invite all readers to comment and share any photos they may have of felis catus loafus, the legless loaf o' cat. I'll get started:
Ancient picture from Moly's first days with me in Madison.
A few months back we got a catnip-filled spongy pad thing. I think we should rename it the "loaf pad."
My mom's cats, Harry and Spanky. Those of you who remember Spanky will also remember that she always looked pissed off, regardless of her actual mood. She didn't like Harry, though, so she probably really was pissed here.
Anyone got more? There's actually a catloaves group on Flickr, containing some alarming cuteness. Elsewhere on the web, you can actually find little icons of loaves of bread with ears.