Feral calico cat: *sits on wall*
Penny: OMG LOOK AT THAT.
Toeffe: It’s a CAT. There is a cat. Outside. Holy shit, a cat.
Toeffe: Must stare at cat.
Penny: WTF is a cat doing outside?
Toeffe: This is OUR WINDOW, cat. You may not sit in front of it. We will scare you off by being very puffy and intimidating.
Penny: I can outstare it.
Toeffe: I can outgrowl it.
Penny: MUST NOT BLINK.
Toeffe: I can’t believe I’m actually looking at a cat.
Penny: I’ve never seen a cat before.
(repeat until feral calico finally wanders off)